I am an undercover communication professional.
I was sent by aliens concerned about the poor communication standards of organizations
on earth.
If they don't improve the quality of their content, the messages the next generations send
into space will be trashed or misinterpreted.
Your civilization is in danger; to save it, you must communicate better.
Your organization has been chosen to become a virtuous communicative example to
emulate.
The planet I come from is called Content, understood as a noun.
It is powered by a sun called creativity. The planets of our galaxy are correct punctuation,
elegant subjunctive, few subordinates and zero typos.
I came to earth with my own spaceship: the storytelling. I brought with me a kit of skills
that allows me to create content that generates engagement and sales that will generate
stellar revenues.
After crossing the universe, I'm more than ready to take your potential customers into
your galaxy and make them gravitate towards your products, services and projects.
There's no time to waste, not even for an interview.
The contract? A handshake is enough for me. But for you I'll make an effort and put my
signature on it.
The longer you wait to call me, the higher my fee goes. But if you contact me with the
promotion code "black hole proof content," I'll give you a discount on the first invoice.
Now I'm back to write some stuff for NASA.
I can help you build your brand
I can deliver exceptional copy to help take your brand to the next level.